"Yeah, I'm married. Does it matter?
You'd do that for me? Really?
Yeah, I'd like that," The Forged4x4 customer says.
The Customer's Wife turns on a lamp and stands with her hands on her hips.
"Who are you talking to?" The wife demands.
The customer replies, "It's Carter from Forged4x4. Sounds like a really good deal. When do I claim the prize?"
The Wife takes the phone from her husband
and speaks. "Carter from Forged4x4 at 3:00 in the morning? Who is this?"
The customer insists it's Carter from Forged4x4.
The wife replies, "What are you wearing, 'Carter from Forged4x4?'"
Carter from Forged4x4 is in the garage in front of the prize rig, speaking on the phone.
He replies, "Uh...the Brown/Khaki Logo Snapback Hat from Forged4x4?"